These 27 Violent Fails from Last Week Made Me So Hard I Literally Burst a Gut

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These 27 Violent Fails from Last Week Made Me So Hard I Literally Burst a Gut

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OK, good. What do we have here? Disguising Tuesday as Monday? None of my simulations accounted for this. Will we have to find a way to get rid of Tuesday too? I think I can get behind the five-day week idea. As we wonder what a 73-week year might look like, at least we’ve got these 27 hilarious fails from last week:

1. Yes, let me show you my badge.

2. POV: You’re in a toilet inside a moving box.

A makeshift bathroom stall door is made from cardboard, attached with zip ties, suggesting a humorous or temporary setting.

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3. So close! It’s banana and cookie soup.

A pan of homemade banana pudding with vanilla wafers and sliced ​​bananas on top

4. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Tweet: Parents share their child's excitement about bowling, for the first time in the alley. Ends with a humorous note of a parent with norovirus
via @mouthofmorrison / x.com

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5. Better than a doctor’s note.

A messy kitchen with open cabinets, scattered groceries, and red stains on the floor. The photo humorously explains the co-worker's absence from work

6. “We’re all trying to find the guy who did it.”

Fluffy black and white dog sitting on sofa, looking at camera with curious expression. The tweet above tells a funny cheese stick story

7. Some of us are not meant to be therapists.

A screenshot of text messages showing a conversation where a breakup is mentioned and someone replies "Omg"

8. Me: Come on.

A screenshot of the password reset screen with hints "come on" and option to reset password

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9. We need to discuss the size of the service.

A tweet about a cousin bringing 11 samosas for 11 people
via @cachedeposits / x.com

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10. I’m not a doctor, but it looks like little more than a stub.

X-ray image of foot with caption: "Just went for XRay today and it was bad" And a tweet about a stubbed toe

11. Sounds like an excuse people use at the passport office.

Tweet from @potatoslav: "My child ate his birth certificate. I think my slow rabbit spirit got into him because 1) where did he find it and 2) why did he eat it."

12. At least he found a use for it.

Used as a bookmark in a Kindle physical book; The tweet humorously notes the irony of the gift's use
via @TazzannoNaZinna / x.com

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13. Sometimes you get a little more than you bargained for.

The tweet tells a light-hearted story about a patient who grabs the author's wig, causing a comical reaction when the wig is removed.
via @smoke_nd_pearlz / x.com

14. what would happen Super Size Me Called in Japan?

A plate of labeled rice "stupidly shaped" Next to a dish of lean meat and tofu on a red table
via @masudakaoru_ / x.com

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15. Yes, and I miss every single one of them unfortunately.

The tweet reads: "You guys ever socialize and immediately you mmmmmmm, yeah that wasn't my best job."
Via @veggie_lo_mein / x.com

16. Hopefully that skill wasn’t “relationship building”.

A woman raises her hand and looks startled. The tweet above ridiculously mentions the former's LinkedIn skills as an endorsement
@twink_kj_apa / Warner Bros. Discovery / Via x.com

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17. Of course, that makes sense.

Text Summary: A user describes a frustrating experience with a website rejecting bank information multiple times. A support call fixed this by clicking the button five times
via @its_bvisness / x.com

18. He is an artist!

A dog walking inside with photo effects that look like fire, due to camera damage. text: "My dog ​​bit my disposable camera so now all the pictures look like the house is on fire."
via @CottontailVA / x.com

19. I think there was no other way.

One tweet humorously describes a conversation where a 3-year-old child wants to pick up his sibling to see if he wants to.

20. I don’t think you should be there, Callie.

A small bird stands on a broken croissant inside a bakery display, surrounded by other baked goods. A price tag in the foreground
via @Xerxes38737506 / x.com

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21. Do I look like this to you?

The tweet humorously suggested a friend identified their doppelgänger as an unattractive person

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22. Meta should design a “stock mode” that disables all buttons.

A tweet about accidentally reposting an old Instagram post, followed by a humorous response to blocking the person

23. At least if you’re added to the list, you’re no longer responsible for the coffee.

Document title "Banned from brewing coffee" List of blacked out names. In a tweet, an office colleague mentioned the poor coffee quality
via @EODHappyCaptain / x.com

24. Oh, it was one those sleep

Tweet about waking up distraught thinking it's been 13 hours. An hour's sleep is felt later, and is reflected in the initial panic
via @GreatLakesWife_ / x.com

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25. Thanks, boy.

A humorous passport agency interaction with a 6-year-old who doesn't recognize accompanying adults, tweets by Austin Petersmith

26. I think you should leave it.

A user shared and tweeted that their cat was disturbed when using speech-to-text. That includes a supposedly funny, rambling text from Interruption

27. And finally, you really can’t bet on eating vegetables for a friend.

Tweet about a child's bond with a wooden turnip instead of a stuffed animal, so it happened in bed while sleeping.
via @cardamomkiss / x.com

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