These 27 Violent Fails from Last Week Made Me So Hard I Literally Burst a Gut

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OK, good. What do we have here? Disguising Tuesday as Monday? None of my simulations accounted for this. Will we have to find a way to get rid of Tuesday too? I think I can get behind the five-day week idea. As we wonder what a 73-week year might look like, at least we’ve got these 27 hilarious fails from last week:

1. Yes, let me show you my badge.

2. POV: You’re in a toilet inside a moving box.

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3. So close! It’s banana and cookie soup.

4. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

5. Better than a doctor’s note.

6. “We’re all trying to find the guy who did it.”

7. Some of us are not meant to be therapists.

8. Me: Come on.

9. We need to discuss the size of the service.

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10. I’m not a doctor, but it looks like little more than a stub.

11. Sounds like an excuse people use at the passport office.

12. At least he found a use for it.

13. Sometimes you get a little more than you bargained for.

14. what would happen Super Size Me Called in Japan?

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15. Yes, and I miss every single one of them unfortunately.

16. Hopefully that skill wasn’t “relationship building”.

17. Of course, that makes sense.

18. He is an artist!

19. I think there was no other way.

20. I don’t think you should be there, Callie.

21. Do I look like this to you?

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22. Meta should design a “stock mode” that disables all buttons.

23. At least if you’re added to the list, you’re no longer responsible for the coffee.

24. Oh, it was one those sleep

25. Thanks, boy.

26. I think you should leave it.

27. And finally, you really can’t bet on eating vegetables for a friend.

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