Big shock, came again on Monday. I’m trying my best to get rid of it, but the time machine is giving me fits. I still can’t go backwards – it just goes forward, at regular speed. But – never fear – I have a new plan that includes electricity and a local clock tower. When I set everything up for my experiment, at least we have these 37 hilarious fails to get through from last week:
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1. Nice to get a present, I guess?
2. At least one cannot see anyone in the toilet.
3. You have to give them time to work.
4. A toaster doesn’t need software, and I’ll die on this mountain.
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5. It’s the millennium again!
6. Sir, you should check yourself before I destroy myself.
7.
8. “Claire, it’s French.”
9. Just go to the bathroom and pour this mess down the sink.
10. He wants royalties for the use of his likeness.
11. It was either this or the Krusty Krab.
12. I think it’s right. Michigan and Wisconsin.
13. At what point is an appetizer just food?
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14. Sorry to say…I’m not sure they’re wrong.
15. Looks innocent to me.
16. Can it wait until it stops at the light, at least?
17. Is that mold roast?
18. Hurry, or it will be out of stock.
19. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
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20. Widget Animal Search Fee: $200.
21. That is… it won’t help you get hired.
22. This is either medical malpractice or a ringing endorsement of your skin care routine.
23. If the original author is feeling shy, at least I know some books that can help with that…
24. There is no way of knowing.
25. I really thought I was growing out of it.
26. Pinterest is finally enough.
27. Close enough.
28. Very good, thank you.
29. Have you ever talked to a woman before?
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30. It must be time for a new stick, right?
31. That’s a lot.
32. Time for a financial advisor.
33. Who are we, really?
34. It looks safe.
35. Nothing will wake you up faster than that.
36. Does Jeff know he’s in your bio?
37. And finally…save it, friend.
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